Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Keywords: stupid
Number of Pages: 160
Published: 2004-07-01
List price: $5.99
ISBN-10: 0439424747
ISBN-13: 9780439424745
Before introducing the world to butts gone bad, Andy Griffiths unleashed the bestselling JUST books. The series continues to amuse, annoy, and totally ick out readers with this latest collection of just stupid stories.GASP as Andy careens downhill in a runaway baby carriage wearing only a diaper.... SQUIRM as he almost explodes searching for a bathroom in a shopping mall.... GROAN as he stuffs twenty marshmallows in his mouth-and then has to kiss the cutest girl in class...But most of all, LAUGH -- because Andy Griffiths is back with more JUST STUPID adventures!
Author: Martin Page
Publisher: Penguin (Non-Classics)
Keywords: stupid
Number of Pages: 176
Published: 2004-11-30
List price: $14.00
ISBN-10: 0142004952
ISBN-13: 9780142004951
Ignorance is bliss, or so hopes Antoine, the lead character in Martin Page’s stinging satire, How I Became Stupid—a modern day Candide with a Darwin Award–like sensibility. A twenty-five-year-old Aramaic scholar, Antoine has had it with being brilliant and deeply self-aware in today’s culture. So tortured is he by the depth of his perception and understanding of himself and the world around him that he vows to denounce his intelligence by any means necessary—in order to become "stupid" enough to be a happy, functioning member of society. What follows is a dark
Author: Ted Rueter
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Keywords: democrats, things, stupid
Number of Pages: 144
Published: 2004-03
List price: $8.95
ISBN-10: 0740743708
ISBN-13: 9780740743702
Supposedly some of our brightest speakers, politicians say some pretty stupid things. Members of America’s major political parties put out a roaring stream of downright dumb comments, pronouncements, and observations. For proof, look no further than Ted Rueter’s two new books, 449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said and 449 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said.The Dems fair little better in 449 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said. Al Gore said, "I would have kissed Tipper longer at the convention." Hillary Rodham Clinton, during a 2000 campaign interview with Hot 97, a Manhattan hip-hop
Author: Caprice Crane
Publisher: 5 Spot
Keywords: contagious, stupid
Number of Pages: 336
Published: 2006-05-01
List price: $13.99
ISBN-10: 0446695726
ISBN-13: 9780446695725
DESCRIPTION: Twenty-six-year-old Heaven Albright is a failed PR executive turned embittered waitress. Twenty-nine-year-old Brady Gilbert is a struggling independent music producer with no bands and a get-rich quick product idea: "Cinnamilk"--a delicious beverage derived from leaving cereal in the bowl too long. What do these two people have in common? Not much--except for a shared dislike for one another as neighbors. You see, Heaven has an annoying habit of opening Brady’s mail. The tide turns, however, when she rescues Brady from an awkward encounter with his psycho ex-girlfriend, spar
Author: Ted Rueter
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Keywords: democrats, things, stupid
Number of Pages: 144
Published: 2008-02-01
List price: $5.99
ISBN-10: 0740772341
ISBN-13: 9780740772344
Ted Rueter panders to Democratic party lines by collecting 370 oratorical guffaws credited to popular politicians. Categorized in alphabetical order and presented by subject topic, the quips include: Forgiveness: "In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times we should forgive, and he said seventy times seven. Well, I want you to know that I’m keeping a chart." --Hillary Rodham Clinton Me: "I am Al Gore, and I used to be the next president of the United States of America." --Al Gore
Author: Ted Rueter
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Keywords: republicans, things, stupid
Number of Pages: 144
Published: 2008-02-01
List price: $5.99
ISBN-10: 0740772368
ISBN-13: 9780740772368
Ted Rueter panders to Republican party lines by collecting 370 oratorical guffaws credited to popular politicians. Categorized in alphabetical order and presented by subject topic, the quips include: Osama bin Laden: "[Osama bin Laden] is either alive and well or alive and not well or not alive." --Donald Rumsfeld Misunderestimation: "They misunderestimated me." --George W. Bush
Author: Elizabeth Lee Vliet
Publisher: Scribner
Keywords: stupid, ovaries
Number of Pages: 464
Published: 2003-05-05
List price: $28.00
ISBN-10: 0743210565
ISBN-13: 9780743210560
This landmark work in women’s health identifies and offers solutions to the hormonal dysfunctions afflicting millions of young women, teens, and even children, that rob women of future fertility and contribute to devastating problems -- from early onset puberty and obesity to depression and increased cancer risk. Women’s health is more than breast cancer, pregnancy, and menopause. In this groundbreaking new work, Dr. Elizabeth Lee Vliet identifies and explains rarely acknowledged, pervasive threats to young women’s health and fertility -- PCOS (Polycystic Ovary Syndrome),
