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Publisher: Gallopade Intl
Keywords: pants, seat, publishing
Published: 1989-10
List price: $19.95
ISBN-10: 1556099630
ISBN-13: 9781556099632
The honest and specific scoop on why and how to self- publish your own work. Covers every aspect of the self-publishing process including start-up (even with no money), quick start direct mail sales, how to get paid in advance, editorial development, book production, and order fulfillment. All the information you need about ISBN numbers, discounts and other professional secrets of the trade. If you don’t know how publishing really operates today, you’ll be in for a big surprise + discover why so many writers, published and unpublished, are taking their work into
Author: Wendy Mould
Publisher: Clarion Books
Keywords: pants, ants
Number of Pages: 32
Published: 2001-08-17
List price: $15.00
ISBN-10: 061809640X
ISBN-13: 9780618096404
Jacob would rather play with his trains than get dressed and go shopping. But when he reluctantly prepares to put on his pants, he finds they are full of ants! Much to his delight—and much to Mum"s consternation—each ensuing piece of clothing contains a creature or two as well—a fox in his socks, geese in his fleece, kittens in his mittens, and so on . . . and it seems as though Jacob will never be fully dressed. But then the promise of newly fallen snow tempts him outside, and Mum gets a surprise of her own when she goes to put on her hat. Genuine toddler humor and simple rhymes guarant
Author: Ella Sherbet
Publisher: Trafford Publishing
Keywords: pants, life
Number of Pages: 282
Published: 2006-03-13
List price: $19.11
ISBN-10: 1412055709
ISBN-13: 9781412055703
A hilariously funny (and little bit naughty) tale of a London girl’s frenzied attempts to hang onto her sanity, her man and any job at all in modern-day Hong Kong. Emily Green has a pear-shaped figure and life. Her weaknesses (mainly pizza and receiving head) outweigh her strengths (none, unless eating three Cadbury’s Cream Eggs back to back without feeling sick counts). But when Emily finds herself leaving behind her family of headcases, venturing beyond Zone 2 of the London Underground and heading for mysterious Hong Kong with her boyfriend James, she can only hope that travellin
Author: Roger Von Oech
Publisher: Harper Paperback
Keywords: pants, seat, kick
Number of Pages: 160
Published: 1986-03-12
List price: $16.99
ISBN-10: 0060960248
ISBN-13: 9780060960247
When was the last time you had a creative idea? This morning? Last month? Last year? Sometimes you need A Kick in the Seat of the Pants to get your thinking going. This book does just that by taking you on a guided tour through the four roles of the creative process-Explorer, Artist, Judge, and Warrior.When it’s time to seek out new information, adopt the mindset of an Explorer. Get off the beaten path, poke around in outside areas, and pay attention to unusual patterns.When you need to create a new idea, let the Artist in you come out. Ask what-if questions and look for hidden analogies
Author: Tui T. Sutherland
Publisher: Scholastic Paperbacks
Keywords: trouble, pet, sheltie, pants, smarty
Number of Pages: 176
Published: 2010-05-01
List price: $5.99
ISBN-10: 0545103037
ISBN-13: 9780545103039
Noah is new in town and nervous about making friends. So when his mom suggests taking their Shetland sheepdog, Jeopardy, to agility training, Noah is ready to give it a try -- and in fact, he meets a lot of other kids (and dogs) at class. But Jeopardy is so embarrassing! She barks, she runs away -- the other kids are going to think Noah and his dog are totally weird! How can he get his shouty Sheltie under control?
Author: Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Publisher: Pocket
Keywords: pants, fancy
Number of Pages: 512
Published: 2005-03-01
List price: $15.99
ISBN-10: 1416505245
ISBN-13: 9781416505242
THEY’RE CAVIAR AND BEER. KEROSENE ON FIRE. AND THEY’RE FALLING HEAD-OVER-HEELS IN LOVE....She was the most beautiful British bauble in Europe’s jet-set playgrounds. Now she’s broke, furious, and limping down a backwoods road in an ugly pink Southern Belle gown....He was tall, lean, and all-American gorgeous. He liked his brews cold and women loved to keep him warm. Why in hell is he stopping his car for this woebegone, surly Scarlett?Meet Francesca Day and Dallie Beaudine, two incredible characters whose tangled love affair is at the heart of this ravishing New York Tim
Author: Cathy Marie Hake
Publisher: Bethany House Publishers
Keywords: pants, fancy
Number of Pages: 384
Published: 2007-09-01
List price: $14.99
ISBN-10: 0764203177
ISBN-13: 9780764203176
When Britisher Lady Sydney Hathwell’s father dies, the American who planned to wed her suddenly reneges. Stranded in America and penniless, Sydney contacts a relative in Texas who, mistaking her male-sounding name, invites his "nephew" to join him on his ranch. "Big Tim" Creighton, however, is appalled when this mincing fop arrives at Forsaken. He determines he’ll turn Fancy Pants Hathwell into a man before the boss returns home. From the get-go, he has "the kid" mucking stalls, clearing and plowing a field, and assisting with a difficult calving. But when Sydney’s true ident
