All Tom Brown ever wanted to be was a rock star. He’ll get his wish, but not exactly the way he planned it. Following a freak snowboarding accident, Tom finds himself in a strange alternate reality where he’s recruited by Penis Envy, a group of queer punks on a nationwide tour. Faster than he can say ’boy band,’ Tom’s sharing a cramped van, shooting a low budget video and rocking every drag bar in sight. Tom’s fame soars, but not everyone is a fan. Pursued by mysterious men in black and paisley, and accompanied by the most dysfunctional road crew ever assembled, Tom must discover his true destiny on the road to the band’s final gig at National Free Thought Day in New York City. Saving the world is deadly business, but someone had to do it.
