Author: J. Storer Clouston
Publisher: Merchant Books
Keywords: large, lunatic
Number of Pages: 136
Published: 2009-08-21
List price: $4.95
ISBN-10: 1603862463
ISBN-13: 9781603862462

An unabridged, digitally enhanced edition, with updated layout and typeface.

Authors:J. Storer Clouston, Paul Collins,
Publisher: McSweeney’s
Keywords: library, collins, large, lunatic
Number of Pages: 150
Published: 2007-03-02
List price: $18.00
ISBN-10: 1932416706
ISBN-13: 9781932416701

The best-bred lunatics in England live in Clankwood, and Francis Beveridge is that community’s newest resident. Rather than attending the asylum’s Saturday dances, though, Beveridge goes on the lam in London. And thus, when a traveling German noble finds himself at the luxurious Hotel Mayonnaise without a guide to England’s customs, who better to escort him than the amnesiac Englishman who materializes by his side? Beveridge provides the German with much useful knowledge, like giving a splendid tutor in bringing rail stations to a standstill, revealing the best way to fake a

Author: W. A. Clouston
Publisher: Cosimo Classics
Keywords: noodles, book
Number of Pages: 248
Published: 2005-11-01
List price: $12.95
ISBN-10: 1596054670
ISBN-13: 9781596054677

Noodleheads and Nincompoops! Knuckleheads and Numskulls! Mooncalfs and Ninnyhammers! Just don’t call them stupid or dummies. A celebrated jest-book with which the name W.A. Clouston is famously associated, "noodle stories" are usually simple and brief - a few are little more than witty proverbs - often told to younger children, noodles stories appeal to all ages and nimbly across many cultural barriers. Almost always humorous and entertaining, there is some kind of twisted logic to Clouston’s stories. Who is really the fool? What of silliness that resides in all of us? Th

Author: D. Clouston
Publisher: King Press
Keywords: agriculture, indian, lessons
Number of Pages: 236
Published: 2007-03-15
List price: $28.45
ISBN-10: 1406729310
ISBN-13: 9781406729313

LESSONS ON INDIAN AGRICULTURE BV D. CLOUSTON, C. I. E. D1RKCTOK OK AGK1CUJ. THRK, CICNTKAK WHINOKS, 1NI I. Y MACMILLAN AND CO., LIMITED ST. MARTINS STREET, LONDON 1920 COPYRIGHT GLASGOW PRINTKD AT THE UNIVERSITV HKESS BY KOBERT MACI. EHOSE AND CO. LTD. PREFACE FOR most valuable assistance in writing many of these lessons I am indebted to Mr. Bainbrigge Fletcher, Imperial Entomologist, to Mr. Mathias, Registrar, Co-operative Credit Societies, to Mr. Wadley, late Chief Engineer, to my colleagues, Messrs. Allan and Flymen, and to Dr. Graham, at present on military duty in Mesopotamia. I am much i

Author: Craig Clouston
Publisher: Tate Publishing
Keywords: snapshots
Number of Pages: 400
Published: 2010-04-13
List price: $27.99
ISBN-10: 1615666516
ISBN-13: 9781615666515

January 19: The rain sounded so relaxing with a cadence that lulled you into restful slumber. In the early morning hours...layer upon layer of ice formed, causing tree branches to bow down, almost touching the ground. As the sun rose over the horizon, the boughs glistened with dazzling beauty. And although the rays of sunshine continued to dance on the frozen limbs, the temperature remained below freezing. What a tremendous waste that so many trees would be destroyed because they weren’t strong enough to bear the additional load. And so it is with us as wounds and disappointments accumul

Author: J. Storer Clousto
Publisher: Kessinger Publishing
Keywords: bunker, count
Number of Pages: 212
Published: 2004-06-30
List price: $24.95
ISBN-10: 1419114174
ISBN-13: 9781419114175

Sequel to Clouston’s The Lunatic At Large.

Author: James A. Storer
Publisher: Computer Science Press
Keywords: theory, methods, compression, data
Number of Pages: 413
Published: 1988-07
List price: $41.60
ISBN-10: 0716781565
ISBN-13: 9780716781561